Thursday, January 29, 2009

How Much Is It To Spay Or Neuter A Holland Lop

off limits: what else?


Catastrophe! Snif, I fell below $ 50 on my bankroll tournament, no choice, I go down!
I pause on the DoN, feeling "good" poker (ahem), month to experience the pleasure of playing in the tournament. I rather like the structure of 10 SnG tables on Pokerstars for $ 2, so I decided to focus on for the time.
So far, I've played 3 for a GTI (finished 7th).

Monday, January 26, 2009

Sinus Infection Raises Blood Pressure

And there is the drama ...

So everything was fine, I had doubled my bankroll in January, and he seemed useful to use a spreadsheet to track my daily results ... Rather, it is not recommended in Poker Mindset, but between reading and experience, eh ... Now I know why ;-).

I had a slight fever, but I felt ready to play anyway (mistake 1). I stopped, I still welcome bonus PokerStars clearer, and the 500 FPPs are not going to make their own, so I decided to take this day to play the maximum (error 2). I run two DoN $ 5. At first, I lose 2 hands on, and I send the box to keep me. This is with AA, what do you, I have expensive taste, I paid 55 which has its set. No need to panic, this is NOTHING. Second tournament, table ultra-loose, I start to gamble like everyone else (error 3) ... OUT. Well, there it goes shit. I run 4 tables (Error 4), then re-2, I think only my spreadsheet magic and beautiful automatic rule that put the gains in green and losses in red (error 5). I do not want red. I earn 1 / 4, by a miracle. Nevermind, yaka donate to $ 10 (error 6) to catch it all ... You can guess the rest.

Very nice textbook case of tilt applied then. I wiped the result of forty tournaments in one afternoon. $ -44. Splashy. So, it's back to my spreadsheet anyway, but I had to make a break for a few days to swallow my pride ... I will repeat, gently, in good conditions, and more resolute than before. This is the first time I put pressure on a result of session tournament, I do not react at all in the same manner as cash game (thankfully!). Positivons was a form of tilt unknown to me, chances are it vaccinia me, at least for a time.

Then at work, we go back!

Thursday, January 22, 2009

Whats The Best Shotacon List

balance of 74% in January, with a ladle

Cash game: it will go fast, I only played 49 hands of NL10 to removal awaiting the start of a MTT on Winamax ... Appraisal: $ 12, including $ 10 (a basement!) Earned a confrontation AQo heroine / villain with KQo AKX flop. I'd love to tell you the hand into an epic, but I still hear the distant cry of pain the elephant pacifist, jovial, and very curious sharer who donated me his cellar, and I I said a little dignity for a creature that would be good practice evil. And fair play my Dumbo and more, "nh" he said after all wedged after 10s by interspersing "Takwa lol" between updates ...

Tournament: 42 DoN played $ 5, 70% ITM, with a nice set of 12 wins seen on the curve Top Shark. Balance: 59.40, more than doubling your bankroll!
Not bad, but I can do better still, there are at least 4 losses inexcusable in the heap (mode I'm glad I vomit tokens). I play 19/10/3, 5, on average, ultra-tight early in the tournament and with great pressure on the bubble ... Experience for fun, equipped with a scary carpet of 2500 the blinds 100/200, I raised systematically ALL hands 700. Guess what, 18 pots won now, not seen a flop, three players who are let to fall to the tune destacker 2BB! No comment ;-).

Thursday, January 15, 2009

Free Church Anniversary Program Templates

The Return Of The Gerbil, Gerbil AKA Reloaded Strikes Back (episode 1)

In the previous Note, we stayed in a gerbil with a negative ROI, and played no more than state of permanent tilt ... What a beautiful trout. It is November 2008 and I finally found: game time, a mood more serene, more confident, more aggressive ... [Atmosphere: Music Rambo]
I want to play to win and I'll give the means!
Ship it! Read more



Emergency First, find a tracker to analyze the history and identify the faults of my game The issue was quickly resolved by itself, I do not know who found the deal stats tournament Ongame French ... Snif. I make a cross on the idea of working on past data, and with hindsight, it proved a very good thing for a fresh start free!

fresh start? Might as well go for it then. Changing room and nickname, a pure breath of fresh air so Narta pub ... I thought initially connect my new nickname with the former on the various forums where I train, but a discussion with a friend (arci!) Recently convinced me not to do ... My old nickname is practically a given name, it is linked to all activities that fill my life. You see the desire for a poker player not always proud its results? I become so madGerbil on Pokerstars. A full stock pot virgin. This is great.

I opted for Poker Tracker: I run the auto-import, you never know.
But what does it matter to him, he can not make the tournament Ongame normally ... Ah yes, I made a little cash game, it's true ...
...
WHAT? 19BB/100 in 1500 on NL10 hands! But I'm good actually!

I was turning my bankroll on Pokerstars, but I suddenly decides to leave it on Winamax, on one condition: no longer as cash-game there.
You will say, $ 40 (4 cellars!) To play NL10, do not push the blind under the carpet anyway! I know that I am insulting all the rules of bankroll management. But as long as doing n'imp with my old nickname from the beginning, I started one last challenge before abandoning it like a sock with holes ...

My goal will be to play at least 10,000 hands to see if I can control the limit. And it's a one-shot test in these circumstances: I'll go as far as my $ 40 initial permit ... If I master, my bankroll will grow anyway, and will eventually reach a day or another to tempt ... the NL10, because at one point he'll have to stop the bullshit anyway ;-). And if I'm broke, like My intention was to leave the room anyway, this will be done: I'll discover the NL2 fact, I shudder with fear in advance ...

At half the experience, I am + $ 34, but I have plenty to tell about it so I'll post specific.

I love the cash game, but my initial problem was most tournament play. I therefore $ 65 Brand New PokerStars ... Discovering emotion in the room (Ohhh! Whaaaa! Coool! There's no words, Pokerstars, at any point of view, it's still the class)

recap. I would like:
- Sequencing of the same tournaments buy-in for the material to feed statistical Poker Tracker and start to analyze my game
- Grow my bankroll, the safest way possible not to restart a downward spiral ...
- reassure me about the restarting neither too harsh nor too demotivating

I had a bankroll sufficient to make $ 5 fullring, but I read that the DoN was easy, with a reduced variance: I decided to start there, it met all my criteria. It is a priori not really exciting, but I missed playing so much that even the DoN fascinate me ;-)

For amount, I chose to start with the DoN $ 5. The rule was that if I spent less than $ 50, I went down to $ 1 DoN. It would have sawed off the nerves, but if we go through it to become a winner, I will go, that's all.

Well I came close to $ 51, and the anguish of guys who try recrosses prints straight QKA23 me stuck pretty kick ass! Out of 31 tournaments DoN $ 5, I was ITM 65% of the time, which assures me $ 33. I tried a shot in DoN $ 10, I won too, but I will seriously address the $ 10 if my bankroll reaches $ 150. I'm at $ 96, there is a LOT of work.

I used the results of the first 20 tournaments to analyze the most glaring weaknesses in my game, I do not regret investing there PT!

- For starters, I played more and SB 3 than at position ... button. Si
Fear of not being believed? Fear of a defense blinds? I do not know, I was very far from thinking that I played my position so badly! For the 3-position is the same in cash game. No idea why, since I know my position by VPIP recovered in the order on your own ...
- Game too aggressive preflop (VPIP 25%, PFR 8%). I thought to be at least 15% if you had asked me ;-). Finish this, rehabilitation strategy: raise or fold PF mandatory. That way no headache. The

tracker, I could not do without.

So I decided to start playing with the HUD for numbers in real time ... Basic result of these adjustments: January 2009, when I write: 11 tournaments, 100% ITM! It's beautiful, but it's beautiful!



Besides I return.


Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Actress With Curly Red Hair

Poker? Gerbil? Huh?

all started because of Patrick Bruel. Besides, I'll tell you a story I already read at least twice elsewhere, a figure statistically valid proof that this demonic singer has caused much of a virtuous innocent subscribers encrypted string into the hell of sulfur vice of gambling internet makes our young killers crazies with semi-automatic weapons. At least.

Yippee, read more!



poker Hello world!

I was gnawing at the couch watching TV (or vice versa, whatever), and there I see a program hosted by Bruel said on poker, and now I burst out laughing! Do you think I already played strip poker (it closed at 5 cards [1] ) in colorectal, level strategy, it raises still well below the tarot, and even below the Kem's, then there would bah .. .

And the show progresses, I do not quite understand what's happening before my eyes ... Phew, it's a bit more complicated than it looks. [TROLL] Or not, however, ultimately it is all about cycles of luck indeed! Easy. [/ Troll].
first observation, the words of poker-de-la-tele throw in, but then really. Blind, button, call, raise, all-in. English words that burn out, which I speak, I do not know why, it purely emotional. And the chips, their sound, gesture that goes with almost magical, the solemn mass, a little overwhelming-the table that contrasts so well with kitsch total money raised above the bimbos with plastic palm trees attached: one is so far of my universe ... That nothing in fact, love at first sight, essentially irrational.
But I love the competition, maps and probes. The psychological aspect of the game attracted me immediately. So in hindsight, the only question that comes is: how could I miss the poker so long?

We are then in May 2007, I opened my account playmoney a room with W in [2] and I start with level 0 of the root base of the bottom of the poker tournaments cheapest in play-money. And soon enough, it works! Honorable places in freerolls (gutless, gutless +1, +2 ... assholes) and pick up a bonanza of more than $ 46,000 (wow !)... still in play (boo).

I invest in Poker Cadillac, I devoured, and I'm fascinated by the beauty of the game concepts

In addition yay, this is a new excuse to tinker! I'm building my first table, a table-top folding octagonal with authentic generic velvet fabrics in Toto, tubes and pipe insulation for all Skai rotten. Yes, basically, I KNOW it is a bit ugly. But I love it.

first deposit, and first live tournament with friends for peanuts, good laugh.

For online, the results are partial, but mostly bad, and I can not see clearly between May 2007 and November 2008 ... Why? Not yet tracker stats that Ongame, which is already a handicap because of their size difficult to use sqlite, but more ... French, here is the best of the best. I also had the excellent idea to specialize in tournaments "local" on W that are listed nowhere by SharkScope and co. For them, all traces of result has disappeared forever. Snif.

Partial results then, but awful. To give an idea, according SharkScope ROI of 519 tournaments: -9%. Worse, the decline is accelerating towards the end of the period ... It lacks most of MTT when I made small perfs, but it does not change the underlying problem. I normally read and understand enough theory to be at least winning in tournaments between $ 1 and $ 5 buy-in, plus I know I am capable of discipline and concentration, so it's bound to be a psychological explanation .. .

The year 2008 was very busy, with a commitment to a time-consuming activity volunteer who was added to a full-time surrounded by an hour ride morning and evening. So I just played and played when I was far too often in one of these states of mind:

- Default: gerbil-elephant-lock [No Limit calling station] .
So tired that I am no longer able to do my job, my eyes are blurred ... Here, I'll wake up in poker before pausing to get back! One solution to not sleep, the yaka-play-GAL. Wonderful: I play 50% of hands, there's action! Raise? Unnecessary. Bed? But why do high J's something ... Oh shit, I'm left only 1 / 4 my stack, I have an M of 12! Fast, it sounds spot on time to tighten the game to death. Here, once again I finally burst through the blinds ... Bravo.

- Variant, gerbil-jackal [noob pwned u fkd §§§§, contest stouquette spotted].
It typically starts like this: I have not done my job, but shit, shit shit, I too have the right to relax brothel! I'm gonna make like a poker, it'll calm me down. What is he doing this moron to open to 2 times the pot on a flop of bricks when he was just wedged pre-flop? You want to play smart big con? Here, the V'la your reraised my fishou, you're happy? But he pays me the badger, hallucinating!
[...] Where he nabbed three of a kind him? Ah, but I actually covered ... Top of the pop.

- Another variant, the gerbil-happy [when I'm happy, I vomit tokens].
All is well, just that I'm happy to play after a long pause. Too want to carpet, then carpet! You have completed the 1267th place / 1288. Do not care, even carpet! What is it childish? He who says that there is! Oh, a big mad-tilt all in, great! Yeah, great.

Good. It could not go on like this, but it came at a time when the schedule was such that I could not play at all, so I handed the poker later, ruminating a "crisis plan" ...

five months later, in November 2008, finished the time-consuming undertaking, finally I get some free time to play! And then everything will change ...





[1] course with 8 jumpers, 4 pants, 3 t-shirts and socks 18 as it should ...

[2] I am now almost sure that a TV program seen at that time contained a subliminal advertising ...



Thrush In Gallbladder

OOOOOOOOOH, beauty blog!


is simple, tidy, like Ikea still in the box ... It still feels like a light scent of fresh sprinkling of # 000 in the stylesheet, which pleasantly tickled the noses of the most delicate and nutty on the cake, as no one is silent as a winter night with earmuffs.

Welcome to my cage.